Comedic Adventurers Mugs

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'

Airport Security.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Recalculating route..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Shred the plank."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Tunnel of Infatuation

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

Lambo

Joan of Arch

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

River Source

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'