Comedic Underwater Explorer Gifts

"I was at work when I slipped over on a loose bubble and injured my neck. I called Clamclaim and they helped me to sue the sea for 11 billion underwater dollars."

Airport Security.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Guide fish.

Octopus on Keys.

Shark food pyramid.

Airplane Fish

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Touring Holidays - On the P***