Underwater Explorer Gifts

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'One day they'll realize I have no idea where I'm going.'

"Clear!"

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Squids Rule

"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

The Laying of the CalaisDover Submarine Telegraph

"Just one work, son, 'Acquaculture'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

Bait for Snorkellers

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

'It's a SCUBA tank: I can stay submerged for more than an hour with it!'

'All this dough and not a store in sight.'

'Don't let him intimidate you - you're as high on the foodchain as he'

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Foreign exchange student.'

"Neat hey?! I pretend to be a lure so that predators leave me alone. . ."

'Stay away from the Sockeye Salmon.'

Diving Partners

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Bob's homemade BC vest still needed some minor tweeks.'

SCUBER

'Watch your language... here comes a monkfish.'

'I might leave this one, my father died laughing after eating a clownfish...'

"I'm thinning the ice."

Fisherman catches pair of air tanks while diver looks half drowned

Jacques Cousteau.

Diver caught by pelican