Underwater Explorers Gifts

"It's always great seeing you guys. We'll have to get together again sometime and..."

Starbucks Siren

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Look, you're very sweet and I am flattered, but you're a fish, I'm a mammal: It wouldn't work out...'

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

Boat wedding.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Guide fish.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Octopus on Keys.

"Welcome."

Shark food pyramid.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."