Submarine Explorers Gifts

Up Pariscope.

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Boat wedding.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

A Preschool of Fish

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Guide fish.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"Welcome."

Shark food pyramid.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'