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Up Pariscope.

Horror movies

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Boat wedding.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Guide fish.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Welcome."

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Jacques Cousteau.