Submarine Adventurer Mugs

Neptune

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Batman O' War

Titanic: How's my steering.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Guide to Carpentry Fish