Submarine Adventurer T-Shirts

Neptune

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Sea weed harvest.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."