Ship Adventurer T-Shirts

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'