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"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Batman O' War

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.