Sailboat Adventurer T-Shirts

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Viking Loch Ness

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Heads or tails?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Going to Sea.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Revenge had come.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Distractions.