Scuba Explorer Mugs

Weather rock lore lives on!

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I wish I was creative'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Guide fish.

Dollphins

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Thar she blows!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Octopus on Keys.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Shark food pyramid.