Scuba Explorer Pillows

Weather rock lore lives on!

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I wish I was creative'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Guide fish.

Dollphins

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Thar she blows!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Octopus on Keys.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Shark food pyramid.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers