Scuba Diver Pillows

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Is the water cold?'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'For some strange reason, Smythe, I don't believe you're leaving work because you're not feeling well. Next time don't wear the diving gear, it's a dead giveaway.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'I'm out of air, the shark has my leg,I have the bends, you can be such a whiner!'

'Here we are, back safe and sound...'

Shark screaming at the sight of a diver.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'It's not as deep on this side.'

'Keep watching... It will start giving birth any moment now.'

If you can read this sign - you went too deep.

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Okay, is it a real zombie or nitrogen narcosis?!"

'Slight plumbing problem?'

"Apparently I'm their new leader!"

Scuba Divas.

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

A cow gynaecologist.

Dangerous Cave.

Espresso Decompression Stop

'You must be the genius who decided to practice his scuba diving in the piranah tank at the aquarium.'

It's called a wetsuit...Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water...You should try one...

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

Octopus Diver Trap

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

'I said: one of us is hallucinating!'

Frogman catches a fly with his tongue.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

Fish breathing water enters dive shop.

'Yuck! I hate airline food.'