Scuba Divers Mugs

Shark cage offers no protection from a swordfish.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

Very Difficult Conversations

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

underwater knight

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Guide fish.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I hate evolution!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"He chases submarines."

Lovers scuba diving

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Lovers swimming underwater

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'