Scuba Divers Gifts

Shark cage offers no protection from a swordfish.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'The Questioner'

Very Difficult Conversations

"Scuba cow"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

underwater knight

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Guide fish.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I hate evolution!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Lovers swimming underwater

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Lovers scuba diving

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"He chases submarines."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'