Scuba Enthusiast Gifts

The Pearl Fishers - in modern dress

'You say you're going scuba diving?'

'It's a SCUBA tank: I can stay submerged for more than an hour with it!'

"Scuba cow"

"Show off!"

A fish wearing scuba gear.

Diver Bob: self inflating wetsuit BC combo.

'Now that could be a problem.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Guide fish.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"He chases submarines."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Making fun of Starfish.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Shark Chum

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

Musician

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'