Scuba Aficionado Gifts

Fish with Scuba Gear

'Do you promise to get out of the tub if I toss in a penny?'

Idea Not Used For The Scuba Pools At Adventure Camp

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I think it loves us."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

A school of fish.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dolphin

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

"He chases submarines."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Hi Mom!

Eel-mail

Common Dolphin

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."