Submarine Aficionado Gifts

Bulltoon: Submersibull

Oceanographers Go Home

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Trident fail

Mexico braces for more floods.

USS Party Time.

Women in submarines...

U Boat

Giant Squid Attack

Polar Bear

Servicemen.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Scuba cow"

Fish snorkling above water.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I don't do windows."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"I've been at loose ends lately."