Submarine Aficionados Gifts

'Crikey where am I going to get the class case from?!'

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine

Boat wedding.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Fishing boat.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"What's the name of our sea?"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

One of a kind.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.