Submarine Fanatic Gifts

Submarine emerges on top of building

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Surfing koala.

"Scuba cow"

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

U Boat

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Rising sea levels."

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

USS Party Time.

Polar Bear

Little Submarines

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Dry Cleaning