Maritime Fanatic Gifts

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"He's a keeper!"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Set sail

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Call me Ishmael."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."