Maritime Fanatic Gifts

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"He's a keeper!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Distractions.

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Call me Ishmael."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'