Scuba Diving Fanatic Gifts

"Im going in."

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Scuba cow"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Guide fish.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"He chases submarines."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Making fun of Starfish.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Shark Chum

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Hi Mom!

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'