Scuba Enthusiasts Gifts

"Scuba cow"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Lovers scuba diving

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"He chases submarines."

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Musician

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Weather rock lore lives on!

Dry Cleaning

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'Oceanographers go home'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'Is it labor day already?'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...