Scuba Diving Enthusiast Gifts

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Cute... mask... loser."

"We have this moment, Darlene."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Scuba cow"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Guide fish.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

"He chases submarines."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

clown fish

Hi Mom!

Shark Chum

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'