Dive Enthusiast Gifts

'Is it labor day already?'

Diver bouncing so high he flies out of the pool.

Russian snorkelling club.

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

Mr. Popularity.

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

Colombia Peace Talks

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Dry Cleaning

'Oceanographers go home'