Diving Lover Gifts

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

The Perfect Cannonball

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Mermaid Art

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Psychic diving competition.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

I told you not to swim out to far