Love Diver Gifts

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Tunnel of love"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Real Estate Personals

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"It's not what you think."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Wait

Bumper Cars of Love.

...In a Relationship

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

'I just discovered fire!'