Love Diversifiers Gifts

'Our is NOT a May-December relationship- I'm more like late October, early Novermer.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Real Estate Personals

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

'You shouldn't put all your cash into one stock... you need to diversify. Try buying beef, vegetable and chicken stock...'

Tunnel of Life and Love

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'I just discovered fire!'

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"He loves me!"

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Diversify: Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue.

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"I know we've only just met, but I feel like I've known you all my life."

Tunnel of love.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

'Zowie! I guess this puts the quits to our platonic relationship!'

' Kiss me'

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

'Tell me about your attachments.'