Love Diversifiers Gifts

'Our is NOT a May-December relationship- I'm more like late October, early Novermer.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Real Estate Personals

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Wait

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

'You shouldn't put all your cash into one stock... you need to diversify. Try buying beef, vegetable and chicken stock...'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'I just discovered fire!'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"He loves me!"

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"I know we've only just met, but I feel like I've known you all my life."

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Tunnel of love.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

'Zowie! I guess this puts the quits to our platonic relationship!'

Diversify: Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue.

' Kiss me'

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

'Don't I get a manual or something.'