Diversity Lovers Gifts

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Statue of Female Executive

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

PRIDE!

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Shame about the ovaries..."

"I prefer snow person."

'You shouldn't put all your cash into one stock... you need to diversify. Try buying beef, vegetable and chicken stock...'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

Climate Crisis

Happy everything to everybody.

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment

Gay adoption

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

Contrary opinions matter

Diversify: Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue.

'So we agree: having attained diversity, we must now categorize, coordinate and consolidate it.'

What do you do to mark Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

"We are all of the same opinion, Ms. Beckwith. What's more, we look like America."

'To listen to these people you'd think all our partners were white middle aged men who spent all their time agreeing with each other.'

Good News

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

Gay Pride

Burkini Ban