Love Diver Pillows

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Tunnel of love"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Real Estate Personals

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"It's not what you think."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

...In a Relationship

'I just discovered fire!'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."