Dive Devotee Gifts

I love swimming.

Dive in...

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

You're the olive in my martini

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"He chases submarines."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Utilosaurus

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

War and Peace

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Never forget to floss.

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'