Skydiving Devotee Gifts

Parachute Landing

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Parachuting bishop.

Cupid and parachutists.

"He chases submarines."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Mermaid parachuting.

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

Falling

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

A clowns parachute.

The Football Parachute

"It was on my Bucket List."

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

"#skydiving"

Bad luck

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Parachuting Giraffe.

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'