Skydiving Devotee Gifts

Parachute Landing

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Parachuting bishop.

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Cupid and parachutists.

"He chases submarines."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Mermaid parachuting.

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Falling

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"It was on my Bucket List."

The Football Parachute

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

A clowns parachute.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"#skydiving"

Bad luck

Parachuting Giraffe.