Skydiving Admirer Gifts

Spiro & Pusho parachutists.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Mermaid parachuting.

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

Falling

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Bad luck

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"#skydiving"

A clowns parachute.

"It was on my Bucket List."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

The Football Parachute