Skydiving Fan Gifts

"I relapsed."

Last Tweet Cemetery.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

Mermaid parachuting.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"Bloody moths..."

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Raging Bull on Ice

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Basic economy

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Falling

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"It was on my Bucket List."

A clowns parachute.

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