Diving Fans Gifts

'Pfff. Amateurs.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Goldfish funeral

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Mermaid parachuting.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

The Football Parachute

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

CS558741

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Bear watches as man fishes.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Air's kinda chilly. Bet it's warmer tomorrow. The evolution of procrastinators.

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"No more last requests."