Diving Fans Gifts

'Pfff. Amateurs.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Mermaid parachuting.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

CS558741

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

The Football Parachute

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Shark Surfing the Waves.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

'There goes Tom Daley.'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"No more last requests."

Bear watches as man fishes.