Retro Diver Fan Gifts

"I know it's fake, but that guy still creeps me out!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Computer Class.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Jimi Hendrix.

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

Draw!

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote