Scuba Diving Fan Gifts

"No more last requests."

"I just love dressing up in rubber!"

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"He chases submarines."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Mermaid parachuting.

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

The Football Parachute

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Is it labor day already?'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

"Cute... mask... loser."

Bomb's Away

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

A fish wearing scuba gear.

"I relapsed."