Scuba Diving Fan T-Shirts

"No more last requests."

"I just love dressing up in rubber!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Scuba cow"

"He chases submarines."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Mermaid parachuting.

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

The Football Parachute

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

'Is it labor day already?'

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Bomb's Away

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

A fish wearing scuba gear.

"Cute... mask... loser."

'There goes Tom Daley.'

"I relapsed."

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

Swan Lake - safety measures.