Scuba Diving Devotee T-Shirts

"He chases submarines."

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Guide fish.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Shark Chum

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Hi Mom!

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'That was fun!'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Diver caught by pelican