Scuba Diving Devotee Pillows

"He chases submarines."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Scuba cow"

Fish snorkling above water.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Guide fish.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Making fun of Starfish.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Shark Chum

Hi Mom!

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

People of Courage

Diver caught by pelican

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"