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'Uh-oh.'

'I knew it!'

Swan Diving

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"He chases submarines."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Dun Decking

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Shakin' bacon.'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'Is it labor day already?'

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'There goes Tom Daley.'

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

Archaeology department

Bird Diving Board.

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Dive in...

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."