Diving Devotee Mugs

'Uh-oh.'

'I knew it!'

Swan Diving

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"He chases submarines."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Dun Decking

'Shakin' bacon.'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'Is it labor day already?'

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'How's my driving?'

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

Bird Diving Board.

Dive in...

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Adele plus inspiration

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'