Deep Sea Devotee Mugs

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"He chases submarines."

'Silent type, eh?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Shark Chum

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

The Deep Thinker

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Something tells me we're close!'

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

'Oceanographers go home'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

'Have you farted?'

The Jacques Cousteau Story

That Sinking Feeling