Deep Sea Devotee Gifts

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"He chases submarines."

'Silent type, eh?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Shark Chum

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Something tells me we're close!'

'Oceanographers go home'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

Solstice 2022

'Have you farted?'

The Jacques Cousteau Story

That Sinking Feeling

Savings and loan and bait shop.