Deep Sea Dweller Enthusiasts Gifts

"I think that deep down, he always wanted to get caught."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Silent type, eh?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Shark Chum

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Beach

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

'Oceanographers go home'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."