Deep Sea Dweller Enthusiasts Pillows

"I think that deep down, he always wanted to get caught."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Silent type, eh?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Shark Chum

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Beach

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

The Deep Thinker

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

'Oceanographers go home'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'