Deep Sea Adventurer Pillows

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

That Sinking Feeling

'I'm afraid Henry is going off the deep end.'

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

Davey Jones Locker

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'You ever notice how much bigger we are than everyone else? I mean, does it make me awful if I think that's really cool?'

Deep sea diving problems.

"I've got to get to a recompression chamber, I've got the bends."

Deep sea fishing

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"I swear these things don't last any longer than the regular ones, and they cost ten times as much."

"Sure beats swimming!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Viking Loch Ness