Deep Sea Enthusiast Pillows

Shark Chum

You might be too deep if...

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

Solstice 2022

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Scuba cow"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Making fun of Starfish.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Victorian Royal Navy

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver