Diving Enthusiast Pillows

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Man on diving board with deep sea diver waiting his turn.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

'When's the diving on? That's my favourite.'

Fat swimmer.

"Hello surface? Guess what's about to slide into the Abyss?"

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Scuba cow"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Mermaid Art

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"