Diving Enthusiast Gifts

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Man on diving board with deep sea diver waiting his turn.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

'When's the diving on? That's my favourite.'

Fat swimmer.

"Hello surface? Guess what's about to slide into the Abyss?"

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Scuba cow"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Mermaid Art

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

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